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So, since I stopped making Minecraft Pixel Art... I am now posting up my drawings... 
Started when the semester started. (Two days ago from the writing of this) and I hope to become better as I progress.
Started when the semester started. (Two days ago from the writing of this) and I hope to become better as I progress.
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Minecraft Pixel Art
1 min read
So, I have decided to make this DA account, my Minecraft Pixel Art Posting account.
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I'd be this boyfriend
3 min read
When she stares at your mouth
Kiss her
When she pushes you or hits you like a dummie cause she thinks shes stronger than you
Grab her and dont let go
When she starts cursing at you trying to act all tough
Kiss her and tell her you love her
When she's quiet
Ask her whats wrong
When she ignores you
Give her your attention
When she pulls away
Pull her back
When you see her at her worst
Tell her she's beautiful
When you see her start crying
Just hold her and don't say a word
When you see her walking
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind
When she's scared
Protect her
When she steals your favorite hoodie
Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night
When she teases you
Tease her back and make her laugh
When she doesn't answer for a long time
reassure her that everything is okay
When she looks at you with doubt
Back yourself up
When she says that she loves you
she really does more than you can understand
When she grabs at your hands
Hold her's and play with her fingers
When she bumps into you;
bump into her back and make her laugh
When she tells you a secret
keep it safe and untold
When she looks at you in your eyes
dont look away until she does
When she says it's over
she still wants you to be hers
When she reposts this bulletin
she wants you to read it
- Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything
- When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go
- When she says she's ok don't believe it, talk with her because 10 yrs later she'll remember you
- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her
-Treat her like she's all that matters to you
- Stay up all night with her when she's sick
- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think it's stupid
- Give her the world.
- Let her wear your clothes
-When she's bored and sad, hang out with her
-Let her know she's important.
- Don't talk about other girls around her
- Kiss her in the pouring rain
- When she runs up to you crying, the first thing you say is:
"Whose butt am i kicking baby?"
- When she asks to take pictures
she wants youuuu to post them on your page.
If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :
Call you
Kiss you
Love you
Text you
Guys post as: "I'd be this Boyfriend.
Girls post as: "A real boyfriend"
Kiss her
When she pushes you or hits you like a dummie cause she thinks shes stronger than you
Grab her and dont let go
When she starts cursing at you trying to act all tough
Kiss her and tell her you love her
When she's quiet
Ask her whats wrong
When she ignores you
Give her your attention
When she pulls away
Pull her back
When you see her at her worst
Tell her she's beautiful
When you see her start crying
Just hold her and don't say a word
When you see her walking
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind
When she's scared
Protect her
When she steals your favorite hoodie
Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night
When she teases you
Tease her back and make her laugh
When she doesn't answer for a long time
reassure her that everything is okay
When she looks at you with doubt
Back yourself up
When she says that she loves you
she really does more than you can understand
When she grabs at your hands
Hold her's and play with her fingers
When she bumps into you;
bump into her back and make her laugh
When she tells you a secret
keep it safe and untold
When she looks at you in your eyes
dont look away until she does
When she says it's over
she still wants you to be hers
When she reposts this bulletin
she wants you to read it
- Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything
- When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go
- When she says she's ok don't believe it, talk with her because 10 yrs later she'll remember you
- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her
-Treat her like she's all that matters to you
- Stay up all night with her when she's sick
- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think it's stupid
- Give her the world.
- Let her wear your clothes
-When she's bored and sad, hang out with her
-Let her know she's important.
- Don't talk about other girls around her
- Kiss her in the pouring rain
- When she runs up to you crying, the first thing you say is:
"Whose butt am i kicking baby?"
- When she asks to take pictures
she wants youuuu to post them on your page.
If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :
Call you
Kiss you
Love you
Text you
Guys post as: "I'd be this Boyfriend.
Girls post as: "A real boyfriend"
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Amazing...
4 min read
Amazing: blog.esaba.com/projects/facts/…
(Rl name is Johann)
Here's 30 random facts about me...
1)Johann once bet NASA he could survive re-entry without a spacesuit. On July 19th, 1999, a naked Johann re-entered the earth's atmosphere, streaking over 14 states and reaching a temperature of 3000 degrees. An embarrassed NASA publically claimed it was a meteor, and still owes him a beer. (I want that beer!!)
2)Johann doesn't believe in Germany. (What!? *is half german*)
3)There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Johann (That's right bitch!)
4)The reason newborn babies cry is because they know they have just entered a world with Johann(Poor babies...)
5)The best part of waking up, is not Folgers in your cup, but knowing that Johann didn't kill you in your sleep(I was killing someone else...)
6)The 11th commandment is �Thou shalt not piss off Johann� This commandment is rarely enforced, as it is impossible to accomplish (*is pissed off*)
7)On a high school math test, Johann put down "Violence" as every one of the answers. He got an A+ on the test because Johann solves all his problems with Violence (Of course... >.>)
8)When Johann gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live
9)The Seven Wonders of the ancient world were: Johann's left and right hands, his left and right feet, his belly button, his liver, and his soul(
)
10)Johann has two speeds. Walk, and Kill
11)Johann doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint(That's how I became Bowling Champion...)
12)When Johann was born, the only person who cried was the doctor. Never slap Johann (I can only say... He's dead...)
13)Johann's calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Johann (April 1st doesn't exist!)
14)Johann once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!" (And that's how we won the WWII)
15)If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Johann would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period(I'm that strong...)
16)Johann stared evil in the face, and it backed down
17)Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Johann needs toothpicks
18)James Cameron wanted Johann to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger
19)Johann doesn't use pickup lines, he simply says, "Now."
20)When Johann looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Johann and Johann (*smiles*)
21)Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Johann to kill you...Fourty seven times
22)Johann cannot predict the future; the future just better do what Johann says (I say, I'm rich!)
23)As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Johann."
24)Google won't search for Johann because it knows you don't find Johann, it finds you
25)Johann doesn't believe in ravioli. It stuffs a live turtle with beef and smothers it in pig's blood (Ew... But strangely satisfying...)
26)Johann got a perfect score on its SAT's, simply by writing Johann for every answer. (I am the answer!)
27)Only Johann can prevent forest fires
28)Johann once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands (>.> I don't wanna talk about it...)
29)Johann is like a dog, not only because it can smell fear, but because it can piss on whatever it wants
30)Most boots are made for walkin'. Johann's boots ain't that merciful...
(Rl name is Johann)
Here's 30 random facts about me...
1)Johann once bet NASA he could survive re-entry without a spacesuit. On July 19th, 1999, a naked Johann re-entered the earth's atmosphere, streaking over 14 states and reaching a temperature of 3000 degrees. An embarrassed NASA publically claimed it was a meteor, and still owes him a beer. (I want that beer!!)
2)Johann doesn't believe in Germany. (What!? *is half german*)
3)There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Johann (That's right bitch!)
4)The reason newborn babies cry is because they know they have just entered a world with Johann(Poor babies...)
5)The best part of waking up, is not Folgers in your cup, but knowing that Johann didn't kill you in your sleep(I was killing someone else...)
6)The 11th commandment is �Thou shalt not piss off Johann� This commandment is rarely enforced, as it is impossible to accomplish (*is pissed off*)
7)On a high school math test, Johann put down "Violence" as every one of the answers. He got an A+ on the test because Johann solves all his problems with Violence (Of course... >.>)
8)When Johann gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live
9)The Seven Wonders of the ancient world were: Johann's left and right hands, his left and right feet, his belly button, his liver, and his soul(
)10)Johann has two speeds. Walk, and Kill
11)Johann doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint(That's how I became Bowling Champion...)
12)When Johann was born, the only person who cried was the doctor. Never slap Johann (I can only say... He's dead...)
13)Johann's calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Johann (April 1st doesn't exist!)
14)Johann once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!" (And that's how we won the WWII)
15)If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Johann would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period(I'm that strong...)
16)Johann stared evil in the face, and it backed down
17)Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Johann needs toothpicks
18)James Cameron wanted Johann to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger
19)Johann doesn't use pickup lines, he simply says, "Now."
20)When Johann looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Johann and Johann (*smiles*)
21)Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Johann to kill you...Fourty seven times
22)Johann cannot predict the future; the future just better do what Johann says (I say, I'm rich!)
23)As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Johann."
24)Google won't search for Johann because it knows you don't find Johann, it finds you
25)Johann doesn't believe in ravioli. It stuffs a live turtle with beef and smothers it in pig's blood (Ew... But strangely satisfying...)
26)Johann got a perfect score on its SAT's, simply by writing Johann for every answer. (I am the answer!)
27)Only Johann can prevent forest fires
28)Johann once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands (>.> I don't wanna talk about it...)
29)Johann is like a dog, not only because it can smell fear, but because it can piss on whatever it wants
30)Most boots are made for walkin'. Johann's boots ain't that merciful...
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Try Not To Cry...
4 min read
Try Not to Cry...
> >>> > Mommy.. Johnny brought a gun to school,
> >>> >
> >>> > He told his friends that it was cool,
> >>> >
> >>> > And when he pulled the trigger back,
> >>> >
> >>> > It shot with a great crack.
> >>> >
> >>> > Mommy, I was a good girl, I did What I was told,
> >>> >
> >>> > I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!
> >>> >
> >>> > But Mommy, when I went to school that day,
> >>> >
> >>> > I never said good-bye,
> >>> >
> >>> > I'm sorry Mommy, I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.
> >>> >
> >>> > When Johnny shot the gun, He hit me and another,
> >>> >
> >>> > And all because Johnny, Got the gun from his older brother.
> >>> >
> >>> > Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,
> >>> >
> >>> > And please tell Trevor; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.
> >>> >
> >>> > And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now, And tell my
> >>> >
> >>> > dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now,
> >>> >
> >>> > And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best;
> >>> >
> >>> > Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest.
> >>> >
> >>> > Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,
> >>> >
> >>> > And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass.
> >>> >
> >>> > Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one deserves this,
> >>> >
> >>> > Mommy, warn the others, Mommy I left without a kiss.
> >>> >
> >>> > And Mommy tell the doctors; I know they really did try,
> >>> >
> >>> > I think I even saw a doctor, Trying not to cry.
> >>> >
> >>> > Mommy, I'm slowly dying, With a bullet in my chest,
> >>> >
> >>> > But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest.
> >>> >
> >>> > Mommy I ran as fast as I could,
> >>> >
> >>> > When I heard that crack, Mommy, listen to me if you would,
> >>> >
> >>> > I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new,
> >>> >
> >>> > I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo.
> >>> >
> >>> > I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,
> >>> >
> >>> > I wanted to be an actress, Mommy, I wanted to live.
> >>> >
> >>> > But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,
> >>> >
> >>> > Mommy, tell my Trevor, I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date.
> >>> >
> >>> > I love you Mommy, I always have, I know; you know it's true,
> >>> >
> >>> > And Mommy all I wanted to say is, 'Mommy, I love you.'
> >>> >
> >>> > ****In Loving Memory of The Virginia Tech Students Who Were Lost****
> >>> >
> >>> > Please if you would,
> >>> >
> >>> > Pass this around,
> >>> >
> >>> > I'd be happy if you could,
> >>> >
> >>> > Don't smash this on the ground.
> >>> >
> >>> > If you pass this on,
> >>> >
> >>> > Maybe people will cry,
> >>> >
> >>> > Just keep this in your heart,
> >>> >
> >>> > For the people who didn't get to say 'Good-bye'.
> >>> >
> >>> > Now you have 2 choices,
> >>> >
> >>> > 1) Pass this on, and show people you care, resend this as 'Try Not To Cry'
> >>> > 2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how cold-hearted people really are
> >>> > Mommy.. Johnny brought a gun to school,
> >>> >
> >>> > He told his friends that it was cool,
> >>> >
> >>> > And when he pulled the trigger back,
> >>> >
> >>> > It shot with a great crack.
> >>> >
> >>> > Mommy, I was a good girl, I did What I was told,
> >>> >
> >>> > I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!
> >>> >
> >>> > But Mommy, when I went to school that day,
> >>> >
> >>> > I never said good-bye,
> >>> >
> >>> > I'm sorry Mommy, I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.
> >>> >
> >>> > When Johnny shot the gun, He hit me and another,
> >>> >
> >>> > And all because Johnny, Got the gun from his older brother.
> >>> >
> >>> > Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,
> >>> >
> >>> > And please tell Trevor; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.
> >>> >
> >>> > And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now, And tell my
> >>> >
> >>> > dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now,
> >>> >
> >>> > And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best;
> >>> >
> >>> > Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest.
> >>> >
> >>> > Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,
> >>> >
> >>> > And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass.
> >>> >
> >>> > Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one deserves this,
> >>> >
> >>> > Mommy, warn the others, Mommy I left without a kiss.
> >>> >
> >>> > And Mommy tell the doctors; I know they really did try,
> >>> >
> >>> > I think I even saw a doctor, Trying not to cry.
> >>> >
> >>> > Mommy, I'm slowly dying, With a bullet in my chest,
> >>> >
> >>> > But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest.
> >>> >
> >>> > Mommy I ran as fast as I could,
> >>> >
> >>> > When I heard that crack, Mommy, listen to me if you would,
> >>> >
> >>> > I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new,
> >>> >
> >>> > I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo.
> >>> >
> >>> > I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,
> >>> >
> >>> > I wanted to be an actress, Mommy, I wanted to live.
> >>> >
> >>> > But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,
> >>> >
> >>> > Mommy, tell my Trevor, I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date.
> >>> >
> >>> > I love you Mommy, I always have, I know; you know it's true,
> >>> >
> >>> > And Mommy all I wanted to say is, 'Mommy, I love you.'
> >>> >
> >>> > ****In Loving Memory of The Virginia Tech Students Who Were Lost****
> >>> >
> >>> > Please if you would,
> >>> >
> >>> > Pass this around,
> >>> >
> >>> > I'd be happy if you could,
> >>> >
> >>> > Don't smash this on the ground.
> >>> >
> >>> > If you pass this on,
> >>> >
> >>> > Maybe people will cry,
> >>> >
> >>> > Just keep this in your heart,
> >>> >
> >>> > For the people who didn't get to say 'Good-bye'.
> >>> >
> >>> > Now you have 2 choices,
> >>> >
> >>> > 1) Pass this on, and show people you care, resend this as 'Try Not To Cry'
> >>> > 2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how cold-hearted people really are
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